Something Stupid

Dramatis Personae:
M - Protagonist, cute as usual. Has a Chrysler Sebring
SP45 - M's friend, does not own a car
G- Friend of SP45, sarcastic cannot begin to describe G's personality. Owns a truck
T - Will soon become a tradesman. Owns a bike
C - Owns a truck that recently had airbags installed.
JS- Owns Honda Civic
J - Owns a Jimmy
D- Owns a sunfire

Scene:
M is at home when the phone rings

M: Hello?
SP45: Hey, the guys are coming over you're welcome to come over whenever, make sure it's sooner then later, I don't want to have to use the line 'I'm not drinking alone, I'm drinking with the Lord'
M: HAHAHAHA Ok I'll be there in a bit

45 minutes later

SP45 : What took you so long?
M: Sorry! We were watching RV and it got funny so I had to stay and watch
SP45: Ok..
M: So what's the plan tonight?
SP45: No set plan, I was thinking stealing street signs
M: I don't care what we do as long as it's stupid
SP45: We can do stupid!

10 Minutes later

ding dong

M: I got it don't worry! (M answers the door G is there) Oh, SLAM
G opens the door and lets himself in
M: Well at least he lets himself in!

Over then next half-hour everyone but J will end up at the house. M will insist that something stupid needs to be done tonight! Since no one is making a decision M will break out the game Guess Who and makes C play.

C: Does your person have brown hair?
M: Yes
C: Yes!
D: You can put that guy down to, she said they have brown hair, he's bald!
M: Does your person have a big nose?
C: Yes, does your person have a hat?
M: Yes
C is left with only two people, M has at least 10 left
SP45: Oh, I just say that you take a guess and try to win the game
M looks at the board, finally goes on a gut feeling.
M: Is your person Peter?
C will throw his card at M everyone cheers
SP45: I take full credit for that win! So what are we doing?
Everyone finally agrees to go to BP'S SP45 will bring a deck of cards and teach T how to play Egyptian war, food is ordered, people start telling jokes.

D: A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.

The egg looks at the chicken and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

M excuses herself and comes back from the washroom.
To C, J, and D
M: So, what are your views on bathroom sex?
C: Excuse me?
M: Your views on bathroom sex, classy, exciting?
D: What?
M: There's a pair of underwear in the bathroom, I personally find it "icky" I was just wondering if anyone else shares my view on the subject.
Most agree. Everyone finishes their food, and all but G will reconvene at SP45's house where everyone will sit on the driveway until....

Someone: Why don't we play grounders..
SP45: I can do grounders,
C: Grounders can work
SP45: Hawkwood school?
JS: ok on the way let's stop by the chin up bar

All but M will do chin ups JS will win with 10. Everyone will continue to make their way to the Hawkwood school playground.

D: Who's it?
M: 1,2,3, NOT IT
T: Not it
SP45: Not it
C: Not it
J: Not it
JS: What's going on?
SP45: Looks like JS is it!

JS will be it for a considerable amount of time and near the end of his "itness" will begin to complain about how much this game sucks. Eventually JS will tag someone else and the group will play grounders until 2:30 in the morning. Along the way T will attempt a stealth maneuver on the monkey bars that will result in him splitting his shin open. M will make a trip to the 7/11 and purchase jumbo pixie stix for everyone. Upon her return the grounders will have stopped and tire spinning will begin. As M gets on the tire, she realizes that she is no longer in elementary school and the tire swings are very uncomfortable. A short while after everyone will walk back to SP45's house, many will complain about the lack of motor vehicles.

Upon returning to SP45's house, M will get in her car and go home, she will wake up the next day at 11am.