More Time For Miko

So, after being told that if I don't slow down I am in fact going to end up in the hospital. I've decided to make this memorandum!

I, Miko Nakamura promise that:

• I will no longer work 30 hours a week while doing shows
  
• I will start taking time for myself/doing things for myself (Kyley, we're scrapbooking!)
  
• If I have to work at 6am, I will not stay up any later then 11pm the night before

If I do not adhere to these points, someone smack me across the face, roundhouse kick me to the face! Do whatever it takes!

Question: Am I missing anything?

Chinese Food Anyone?

Dramatis Personae:
M- As always, very awesome
K - M's supercool friend
C - K's friend. Also supercool
D - Owns Chinese restaruant

At rise:
M has ordered Chinese food and has gone to pick it up, she has been sitting in the restaurant for over half an hour when her order finally comes out. M's plan is to go over to K's house after she picks up the Chinese food and scrapbook with K and C.

D: Sorry sorry, here's your food ok have a good night!

M then gets into her car and drives to K's house along the way her cell phone rings...

M: Hello?

D: Hello? M, this is D from the restaurant, you're missing food! What's the address I'll send it to you.

M: I'm not sure, I don't know the address off hand...

D: Ok here's what you're going to do take down this number...

M: I can't I'm driving!

D: Ok so what's the address of the house that you're going to?

M: I don't know! I just know how to get there!

D: Ok but where is it?

M: Westside!

D: Ok, I'll send the driver over to the westside and I'll give him your cell phone number. When he gets over to the westside he'll call you.

M: Ok sounds good

M finally arrives at K's house and the three go upstairs to the kitchen to discover

M: THIS ISN'T WHAT WE ORDERED AT ALL!!!!

K: Awww man!

M: You know I didn't say anything about having to wait for like, an hour and fifteen minutes but this is stupid, I'm calling them!

M picks up phone and dials the number

Person1: Hello?

M: Hi this is M, you may remember me from 20 minutes ago sitting there, waiting for my food? I was sitting alone, in the corner.

Person1: Yes.

M: Good, well here's the thing, I got an order but there' s only ONE thing I ordered in this, D called me and said he was sending the food I was missing but I want to know what exactly it is he's sending.

Person1: Is the bill correct?

M: Yeah the bills correct, but why isn't MY food correct? Frankly I'm a little upset by this whole situation, I'm hungry and I just want my food!

Person1: Look, I'll have D call you

M: Ok sounds good

5 minutes later

M: Hello?

D: M this is D, listen just start on the food you have right now and we'll send out another order right away!

M: Ok, that was the plan anyway

The three will start picking at the food

C: What is this?

M: It's sweet and sour sauce, it's a Lethbridge thing!

K: What else do we have here? Ginger beef, good good. What is that?

M: Shrimp Stirfry

C&K: EWWWW

M: Whatev's I'll eat it!

K gets out a calculator

M: What are you doing?

K: Figuring out how much food we got for free, ok so we paid $61 for our food and this food came out to $63

M: And we're getting another $61 worth of food!
Fifteen minutes later the doorbell rings

Person2: Hi, you ordered Chinese food?

M: Thanks!

The girls unload the food to find that D had DOUBLED certain things in their order. K picks up phone and calls her mom.

K: Hi Mom, you should come home and eat some of this food because we got like $120 worth of food because they screwed up so badly! She wants to know if we want something to drink?

M: Can I have some root beer?


Mom will soon come home. Upon her arrival the dog will great her and K will yell from the kitchen...

K: Are you ready for this?

Mom: I don't know am I?

M: It's pretty impressive!

Mom will enter the kitchen and see the island full of Chinese food! She will then laugh and make herself a plate.

After all the girls are finished eating, they will begin to compare cell phone ring tones and M will demand to have the stupidest ringtone ever be played when she calls K. The comparison of ringtones will lead to the girls singing (badly) all their favorite songs such as Before He Cheats. The horrid singing will lead to the download of the proper songs to show Mom the amazingness Carrie Underwood! M will also force K to download the Cha Cha Slide, a song that in M's opinion is the stupidest song EVER!!! White and nerdy and Canadian Idiot will also be downloaded and played. The girls will spend the rest of the night trying to answer nearly impossible questions from the 80's and watching Reba.

No scrapbooking was accomplished.

Curtain