Monday, March 05, 2007

You Know You're a Burned Out Drama Major When:

  • You feel as though your life has become an expressionist play:
    • It's episodic
    • Everything around you starts looking as though it belongs in a Tim Burton movie
    • And then you realize, it's all in your head!
  • Your intention was to do homework
  • Your action is writing this blog
  • Stressed and unstressed no longer reference syllables, but the tides of your emotions
  • Brecht's alienation effect can be applied to your socail life
  • To hear someone mention Drury Lane pisses you off because you no longer think of happy things like The Muffin Man!
  • The subtext of all your conversatoins: "Get the hell away from me" or "I need more sleep!"
  • The music that you have selected to accentuate the emotional coloring of your life is dark and full of angst!

And Finally...

  • Your deep swamp of emotion is saying "DIE" as opposed to "ha"