Ye Events of The Weekend

Take one Friday night
Add one little brother
Throw in a sizeable dash of Pirates
Mix Thoroghly with four kegs

And you'll have a Friday night worth mentioning in a blog. Not a full script because I left the party before midnight due to the fact that I was so bloody sick. The pictures of the party can pretty much tell the story for you. If you're too lazy to click on the link, well then that's pretty lazy! However, the following had to be my favorite moment of the evening.

Arg Ye Scurvy Pirate!

(AKA Friday Night)

Dramatis Personae

M - Protagonist, dressed like a pirate has no voice and feels like crap!

H - M's brother also dressed like a pirate

C - M's super drunk friend, dressed like a pirate

J - M's super cute friend who's sober as well, also keeping with the theme, dressed like a pirate

D- Friend who is also dressed as a pirate

Scene:

M is standing talking to J in a hallway when C approaches... C rushed over and hugs the two.

C: I love you guys! You know what we should do? We should have a brownie party where we're at your house M, and we'll chillax on your bed and watch Sailor Moon movies on your laptop. But we won't just eat the brownies, we'll make them too! Doesn't that sound like fun?

M&J: Yeah!

C: I love you guys! M, YOU'RE MY SAILOR MARS!!!!!!

M will go and get water from the room it is being stored in, upon returning to the party she is approached by H

H: Are you ok? C said you weren't feeling well

M: Well, I have no voice! But I'm fine!

H: No you're not, let's go

M: No seriously I'm fine

H: Seriously, you look and sound like crap, let's go!

M:...Ok...

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Miko's Adventures With Stone Cold Steve Austin!!

(AKA Saturday)

Dramatis Persoane

M - Protagonist, no longer wearing a pirate costume

J- M's supercool friend who just got engaged (Yes, I'm telling everyone!)

G - Dating M exclusively, but the two are not in a relationship! Owns a truck

C - M's Supercool friend, no longer hammered

R - M's cousin

7 Small children between the ages of 3-5

At Rise

The 7 children will be running around the backyard as it is M's cousin's 5th birthday party. Due to this monumental event, R's parents decided it would be a good idea to rent an astro jump! (With Stone Cold coming out of the front of it, Awesome!)

J and M will be sitting on the patio in M's backyard waiting for the opportunity to kick the children out of the astro jump and weasel their way into it. M and J will be conversing when J will see G leaning over the fence. M will go to let him in and when she does she sees that his shoes and his hands are covered with mud.

G: I've got a really great story!
M: I can hardly wait! Come on in... just take off your shoes first.

M will show G to the patio where J and M have been sitting for the past 45 minutes or so attempting to do homework but have basically just been catching up because they never get to see each other. G will sit down and begin telling his amazing story.

G: So I'm driving to Lethbridge to see this girl right? And along the way I decide 'hey, let's go off roading! So as I do I see this mud puddle and I think to myself, yeah I can make it through that' So I start going and...

G will continue telling the story of how his truck got stuck and how Earl and his cousin had to come and pull him out of the mud! Later that evening M will go and see the truck! The only word that can come to mind is awesomeness!

J and M will go back to having a conversation about child development and the "miracle of birth"

M: Have fun seeing how forceps are used!

J: Yeah?
M: Yeah! Man they showed us how those suckers were used, then and there was when I determined I was adopting!

G: Oh the stories I'm going to have when I get back to Calgary! Hey G what did you guys talk about when you were in Lethbridge? Forceps!

Roughly ten minutes later the 7 little devils will go inside and eat dinner, at that point J and M will take over the astro jump! G will eventually join the two. C will show up for a couple minutes to enjoy in some astrojumping fun. The four will break the rules of the astrojump and eat food in it whilst the children are inside. Soon J and C will have to leave and G and M are suddenly bombarded with very hyper children jumping and head butting each other, at which point they will determine it is time to leave and go do something else.

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