You Know You're a Burned Out Drama Major When:

• You feel as though your life has become an expressionist play:

• It's episodic

• Everything around you starts looking as though it belongs in a Tim Burton movie

• And then you realize, it's all in your head!

• Your intention was to do homework
  

• Your action is writing this blog

• Stressed and unstressed no longer reference syllables, but the tides of your emotions

• Brecht's alienation effect can be applied to your socail life

• To hear someone mention Drury Lane pisses you off because you no longer think of happy things like The Muffin Man!

• The subtext of all your conversatoins: "Get the hell away from me" or "I need more sleep!"

• The music that you have selected to accentuate the emotional coloring of your life is dark and full of angst!

And Finally...

• Your deep swamp of emotion is saying "DIE" as opposed to "ha"